Mega MacPow

have been thinking of changing my name for a month now. Andrew is way too common. Wong is like, ew, chinese. Tze Chern, no one calls me that now. So I might as well get a new name.

Wait till I’m 21, swear in my new name is court, and no more Andrew Wong Tze Chern.

André Krystine Proscott.

Dont ask me why Krystine.

Am I the only design student that can’t even sketch to save his life?

I know I can be an ass sometimes, and thats why people hate my guts.

The internet connection at my workplace is unfuckingbelievably slow.

That said, I hate Lady Gaga. As well as Bill F. Gates.

Feeling preeeety lost.

Feeling quite wacked about my theory of design’s upcoming seminar topic. Its called ‘the thing’ by Martin Heidegger. And I’m supposed to present the part on the jug.

Based on what I can remember, this guy is nuts and has some serious problems. This is what happens when you keep things to yourself. You write crap like this:

A jug is a thing. Because its a distance from us. But since the potter is the one who makes the jug from earth, it is designed to do something, hold a liquid. Hence, it is no longer a thing, but an object. The main purpose of the goddamn jug is to hold a liquid, hence the jug itself is redundant in this subject. As it is the void within the jug that holds the liquid, not the jug itself. When there is no liquid in the jug, it is empty. But it is not empty as there is air filling the void in the jug. So when liquid is poured in, it replaces the air in the void, one matter replacing another. Hence, the jug is NEVER empty.

oh, and FUCK YOU BILL F. GATES!

Part 2 on how creative people are. As usual, the subject is on photography, cause most of them are _______ who like to replicate shots taken by others 10 bloody years ago.

Noticed a trend in setting the titles for their albums. Most of these shots were shot at a focal length of ~50mm on their cameras, because what you see in the viewfinder, is exactly what you’ll see with your eyes. Mostly used as a walk-about focal length.

See the title of the thread above. “Singapore throw my eyes”. So bloody original in coming up with a title. Spelt wrongly also.. Try googling “…. through my eyes/the world as I see it.” on a local photography forum like clubsnap.

blah blah blah as I see it, blah blah blah through my eyes.

Its as if these guys are the only ones who see that particular subject that way. I love photography, but I love making fun of other photographers more. Cause thats when you get to see them at their most dull and unimaginative moments. Going to the esplanade to take a shot, and then renaming it, “the durian”. Its called the ESPLANADE, not a durian.

E-S-P-L-A-N-A-D-E.

For the love of all mankind, lets think weird and crazy. Like designing a sex toy shop for a school project, and turning an aircraft’s wing into a bidet. (toilet bowl)

Dumb and Random’s my style.

Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, “Death or Booka?!”. Well the explorer doesn’t want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and fucks him in the ass. The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, “Death or Booka?!”. Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and fucks him in the ass. The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, “Death or Booka?!”. Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams “DEATH BY BOOKA!”

I’m going to try to stay in today, and if I can’t take it I’ll just go out.

So I’ve decided to trash the design for the sex toy store. The more I work on the design, the more vulgar it became. Especially the feature wall. OMG.

I’ll be a normal design student, and design something normal. Which is what I hate but lectures sort of like. And design a stupid high end luxury paper product store.

Yet again something got in my way of a possibly great and daring design.

My new project is on retail design, and right now I’m stuck between designing a store selling high end sex toys, or a boring store selling luxury paper products and stationary.

The sex toy store sounds so much more refreshing.